GIA over at A GIA'S LIFE, wrote a haiku which i expressed appreciation for, but told her i was a limerick guy. that meant i get them, not write them. she suggested i try, so here is the first and probably last stab at it. feel free to criticize, i'm sure i deserve it. also, give it a try yourself, it was kinda fun.

there once was a president from kenya,
who said bend over as i stick socialism in ya,
but to his surprise,
conservative tea parties arise,
and his hood winking ended in virginia.
